Naughty Girl

I don't even know what to say about her today. She is driving us all nuts. From the moment she woke up, she climbed into our bed and reaped havoc. She came in bouncing on her poor tired Daddy (who got home from unexpected late day to rush out for soccer 25+ miles away) and hit her brother to get him to scram so she could have all the Mommy cuddles. This. Girl. Is. Crazy.

I don't like labels as much as the next Mom but gotta call like I see it. She threw Dev's Lego ship that he'd spent all morning making. He guarded the area for an hour but went up to do his chores like a good loverkins and came down to a destroyed ship all while I was putting laundry away upstairs.

I went into the office to check my email and she shut the door to the office. The door has a doorstop so it was an effort to purposely shut it. Why you ask? So, she could dig her grimy hands into the chips from lunch. She licked every one of those little fingers and dip them back into the chip bag! Out of control...she earned an early nap but not before she snuck into Isa's room to drink the Vitamin Water by her bed (while I fixed the Wii for Dev) and douse herself with it. She then needed a bath. Then pooped after I laid her down for nap so she can further delay her early naptime.

I took a picture and she volunteered her "cheese" for me. Proving no empathy towards her behavior! Do you see the weird piece of string behind her on the counter? She ripped Hip and Stylish Dora's hair out (or a piece of it) that has lasted since Nana was 3 and Kae's dog trying to take ownership of it. Only Madi could rip Hip and Stylish Dora's dreads!